MIDNIGHT CELEBRATION

Jul 31

wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via jamtoastwantsintothetardis)

“If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time.” — Lessons Learned in Life (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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Jul 30

Don’t Forget

thenightvalepost:

Life is full of mysteries. And spiders. And rusty nails. And ghosts.

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

(Source: m3lodigression, via megaloprozacious)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via blueberry-night)

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via blueberry-night)

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

Saw this one floating around the interwebs recently.

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

Saw this one floating around the interwebs recently.

(via lyrelei)