“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”
(Source: hpotterfacts, via jamtoastwantsintothetardis)
hand in hand
Pain comes so effortlessly that happiness should be our grandest success.
"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous. how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs
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a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
polish person trying to get themself noticed
i wish i could be hot and mysterious but im actually just shy and ugly
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
(Source: guy, via maachahime)
tag me in posts!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
message me!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
interact with me!!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
friendship!!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)