"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
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judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once
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Just because you miss someone, it doesn’t mean you should go back to them. Sometimes you have to just keep missing them until you wake up one morning and realise that you don’t anymore. — Unknown (via exoticwild)
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all i want is attention but only from certain people
will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter
Is your social worker in that horse? — Will Graham (via nbchannibal)
I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.
We are all Ikea.
And now, the weather
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