me and my twelve boyfriends steppin out
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before bitches i am your queen
What I Know About Germans — 101. Germans can open a beer bottle with anything. The couch, a coffee mug, a banana. Body parts. It’s like they all secretly take a class at school when they’re eleven, in preparation for a life time of beer consumption (via feierwasduliebst)
(Source: cosmicdustbunnies, via mikkelsenism)
hannibal is a really hard show to recommend to people
like after an episode i’ll be all THIS SHOW IS SO DISGUSTING THIS WEEK IT WAS AN EYE OF DEAD PEOPLE SEWN TOGETHER AND HANNIBAL CUT OFF A FOOT AND ATE A MAN’S LEG AND OH GOD but it’s amazing you should watch it
Please move your brain so we can get to the drugs. And stop leaving it there. We’ve talked about this. —
Welcome to Night Vale
Episode 41 - WALK
I mean… yeah.
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
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I know you were expecting Batman, but this is just a lot of sodium.
Batman adding salt to my post.
This was a plot twist I was actually not expecting.