do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
(Source: nosdrinker, via jamtoastwantsintothetardis)
If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time. — Lessons Learned in Life (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Life is full of mysteries. And spiders. And rusty nails. And ghosts.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
(Source: m3lodigression, via megaloprozacious)
I write sins not five page research papers
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The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Saw this one floating around the interwebs recently.