all i want is attention but only from certain people
will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter
Is your social worker in that horse? — Will Graham (via nbchannibal)
I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.
We are all Ikea.
And now, the weather
(Source: burymewithcomics, via megaloprozacious)
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
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Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
all my girls are dying its not fair