I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
“What I Know About Germans”—101. Germans can open a beer bottle with anything. The couch, a coffee mug, a banana. Body parts. It’s like they all secretly take a class at school when they’re eleven, in preparation for a life time of beer consumption (via feierwasduliebst)
hannibal is a really hard show to recommend to people
like after an episode i’ll be all THIS SHOW IS SO DISGUSTING THIS WEEK IT WAS AN EYE OF DEAD PEOPLE SEWN TOGETHER AND HANNIBAL CUT OFF A FOOT AND ATE A MAN’S LEG AND OH GOD but it’s amazing you should watch it
So I guess you all have noticed that the episode names in Hannibal are always food from a specific country with season 1 being food from France and season 2 from Japan but imagine a season with German food:
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.